Category: Fun & Satire

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Two students laugh together while three more students behind them whisper to one another in the hallway

Jealousy, jealousy: An ode to how this year’s orientation struck a nerve

September 12, 2023

Feeling lucky yet, first-years?

tired-looking student sits alone in a classroom at a desk holding a coffee cup in one hand and holding his forehead in the other hand propped up on the desk

Quiz: Which unhealthy back-to-school habit are you?

September 12, 2023

Falling back into bad habits can be stressful. Don't worry, we're here to call you out on it

close-up of a phone sitting on a desk with a finger pointed at the snooze button on the screen

How to prepare for your first 8 a.m. class of the semester

August 22, 2023

Here are five tips and tricks that will help you to survive your first 8 a.m. class of the fall semester!

Meet your Fall 2023 masthead

Congratulations to the editors of Fall 2023!

Abeer Khan making a heart with hands, koala hat on head, pigeons holding her by their beaks in front of the SLC.

Editorial Fun & Satire

As the pigeons rise, so does Abeer Khan

The baby-in-chief is mourned by The Eye editors

The Eyeopener’s theme song sing-along

Get ready to have this song stuck in your head 24/7

Illustrated animals mingling at a party while a falcon stands alone. A thought bubble reads "They don't know I'm TMU's new mascot"

Enough is enough, I need a name

Falcon is done waiting around for TMU to do its job, he has to make his own destiny

Illustration of the SLC building looking "cute" on a pedestal with a "#1" award badge. The text reads "Cute Building Award"

Cutest TMU buildings on a scale of 1-10

Read more to find out some shocking revelations about buildings you “thought” were cute

TMU students vs New Year’s resolutions

We asked TMU students about their resolutions three months into 2023

Shows President Lachemi watches in his free time

February 28, 2023

We've all been eager to know what shows President Lachemi saves for relaxing Friday evenings

an image of the fictional character megamind with the text above his head in meme format saying "no moral compass?"

Megamind Evil? Dissecting what it means to be good

February 28, 2023

In the world of Metro "Music" Mans, be a bald blue-headed super villiain turned good guy

A falcon and ram wearing a tuxedo holding roses while standing next to each other

The ex that just won’t leave you alone

February 16, 2023

A sequel to “Meet me in the hallway” from our Love, Sex and Fandom special issue

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