Category: Fun & Satire

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Quiz: How to process negative feelings about Ryerson’s name change

September 12, 2021

If you're still upset about Ryerson's renaming, take this quiz to help deal with your emotions

Multi-coloured illustration of the different zodiac sign symbols

Your horoscope for the new academic year

September 7, 2021

Let the stars tell you what you can expect for the next academic year

A gloved hand inserting a syringe into a Balzac's coffee cup

Balzac’s creating a new COVID-19 vaccine-infused menu

September 7, 2021

The menu incorporates 100 per cent Arabica bean coffee with "deliciously fundamental COVID-19 antibodies"

Photo of a few people sitting outside a Ryerson campus building

Report: 50% of Ryerson students have no idea where they’re going

August 24, 2021

Ryerson challenges its students’ navigational abilities more than their readiness to enter the working world

Three women and a man chatting at a table

Non-COVID-19-related icebreakers to use on campus

August 24, 2021

If all else fails, you can always rely on discussing the unbelievable hotness of Nick Wilde from Zootopia

Illustration showing faces of one blue and purple robot and another yellow and grey robot

Ryerson to erect giant Mecha Egger-Man statue to honour destructive legacy

The statue will possess the ability to attack protestors with an iron fist and trap them in the "phantom realm"

The decapitated head of the Egerton Ryerson statue sitting on the sidewalk with tape over its mouth. The side of the face is bashed in and the head is covered in paint.

Ryerson’s statue toppling is the worst thing to ever happen in Canada ever

Ontario's Young Conservatives pen a powerful plea to rebuild Ryerson's statue and educate them on Malala

Photo of the bridge between Kerr Hall and RCC on Gould Street that says Ryerson University.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked draft of alternate names and mottos for Ryerson University

The Eyeopener has obtained a copy of the "Standing Strong" task force's brainstorming Google Doc

Photoshopped image of outgoing editor-in-chief Catherine Abes flailing her arms while drowning in a body of water. Catherine's cat Bella looks on beside her in a floaty.

Editorial Fun & Satire

EIC survives tumultuous year then dies due to lack of buoyancy knowledge

Catherine Abes had a good run, but not a good swim

A woman taking a selfie with a bunch of disapproving faces behind her.

Student takes selfies under glare of parents’ disapproval to mimic golden hour

"The more they grieve, the more I thrive"

Illustration of a globe with a plane travelling across it

Quiz: which obscure location should you visit first once quarantine ends?

If you're lucky, you could end up in a certain Ontario premier's backyard

Group of friends running happily in a field

COVID-19 Fun & Satire

Seven steps to prepare for meeting your online friends in-person

From social media snooping to planning your outfits, here's everything you need to do to prepare

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